Five Songs Worse Than Try That In A Small Town

by | Jul 22, 2023 | Blog, News

Published 7/22/2023

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Jason Aldean – Try That In A Small Town

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We’ve seen quite an uproar lately about the recently released song by Jason Aldean, Try That In A Small Town. Aldean is one of the biggest country music stars on the scene right now, so when he drops a new song, it makes headlines… and gets airplay.

But this single, and the controversy it caused, went viral beyond what a new song from a country star would normally generate. It entered into the realm of woke/cancel culture.

Subsequent to the songs release, CMT, which stands for Country Music Television, pulled the song from their rotation. They have not commented further, but many are saying ‘that its lyrics and message are offensive.”

“There is not a single lyric in the song that references race or points to it- and there isn’t a single video clip that isn’t real news footage -and while I can try and respect others to have their own interpretation of a song with music- this one goes too far” – Jason Aldean Tweet in response to CMT

While we’re all watching the ongoing news stories and looking at the threads in our social media feeds, I started checking out some other country song that have the same message and are along the same lines as Aldean’s new tune. These songs have all been out for a few years and granted, these artists aren’t in the same league in popularity that Aldean is.

But do you think these songs would fly in today’s hyper-sensitive world? Here’s Five Country Songs That Are Worse Than Jason Aldean’s, Try That In A Small Town.

PLEASE NOTE: Due to the nature of these songs treate this with a Not Safe For Work (NSFW) attitude. Although there is no explicit language, or even sexual subject matter, the message of these songs is likely to cause stress between some co-workers.

Granger Smith

Earl Dibbles, Jr is an alter-ego of singer-songwriter, Granger Smith. This song is about what a lot of regular, blue-collar people think makes this country great. Guns, girls, kickin’ butt, working hard, Uncle Sam, winning wars, trucks, freedom, and Patriotism. (The last one seems to be a theme in these songs that is particularly offensive to some people.)

Smith has released 11 studio albums and one live album. So he’s been at this for awhile. In 2016, when this song was released, Smith was all about the rowdy, hot girls totin’ guns, American bravado that makes these type of songs so popular.

Granger Smith recently announced that he was giving up country music and touring to go into full-time Christian minstry. But we can still enjoy his in your face songs from a few years ago.

Earl Dibbles, Jr – Merica

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I got my one strap snapped on my Liberty BibsWad of Levi Garrett packed between my lip and my gum‘Merica
Got mud kickin’ off of my red wing bootsSweat stained tank top in my fruit of the loomsKeep it tucked‘Merica
We’re back to back undefeated world war champsSo take a cup, raise it up for my Uncle SamYou know we sent a man to the moonAnd before we’re doneYeah we’ll probably send a man to the sun‘Merica
Got a twelve gauge Remington on my gun rackStars and stripes flying high off the back of my truckCourse it’s four by four‘Merica
Buck antlers, Colonel Sanders, General LeeHome of the brave and land of that Yee Yee
And country girls‘Merica
We’re back to back undefeated world war champsSo take a cup, raise it up for my Uncle SamYou know we sent a man to the moonAnd before we’re doneYeah we’ll probably send a man to the sun‘MericaBuck, truck, Chuck Norris
I pledge allegiance to the flag of ‘MericaI crack a cole one and tip it on back to ‘MericaI got a right to bare arms for my barbed wire tat in ‘MericaI’m gonna warn ya if you try to attack ‘Merica
That we’re back to back undefeated world war champsSo take a cup, raise it up to my Uncle SamThere’s about a zillion reasons to love where I’m fromBut all you really gonna need is one‘Merica

Buddy Brown

Buddy Brown is a country music  singer/songwiter who is mainly an online, social media influence. He released his first track in 2009, and it went viral.

His first album release was in 2012, Mason Jar. It went to #34 on iTunes Country Music charts – and he didn’t have a record deal. He has continued to write and release songs and  EPs and viral videos, which have continued to become more and more popular.

Brown is very outspoken about his country roots, he is from a small town outside of Jackson, MS, and his pride for America. His Youtube channel has over a million subscribers, and he regularly releases short videos in which he espouses his country wisdom and traditional values. Along with some parody songs.

In this song Brown talks about what things would be like if we still had a strong America that actually led the world and took care of our problems in a straight-forward way. There is some really strong opinions here about our justice system and how we should hand out punishment and retribution.

Many of traditional Americans will agree with the message in this song. It will really piss a lot of other people off. But I’m pretty sure that’s what he was going for.

Buddy Brown – If This Country Still Had Balls

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If This Country Still Had Balls

Strange man walks in holdin’ his gun
he kills somebody and he’s on the run
Out the door and into the busy streets
Cops chase him ’round town for an hour or two
Go back home he’s on the evening news
They tell us it’s alright, we’ve got him in custody
Well maybe it’s me but I’m scratching my head
Wonderin’ why that S.O.B. ain’t dead
When everyone knows it’s him why should we wait?

It’s time we go back to hangin’ them high
Let’s light the torches in the middle of the night
Somewhere along the way we’ve gotten way too soft
We don’t need a jury when we’ve seen what he’s done
Just build the gallows and wait for the sun
Get the vigilantes loaded up with justice for all
If this country still had balls

my tax money pays for nice hot meals
For a killer locked up making more appeals
so he can get right back out and do it all again
Now I ain’t saying that a man can’t change
But you can’t tell right from wrong these days
unless we send a message they won’t forget

So it’s time we go back to hangin’ them high
Let’s light the torches in the middle of the night
Somewhere along the way we’ve gotten way too soft
We don’t need a jury when we’ve seen what he’s done
Just build the gallows and wait for the sun
Get the vigilantes loaded up with justice for all
If this country still had balls

And I know every man can be redeemed
But if he don’t choose to, we better still have Plan B

So it’s time we go back to hangin’ them high
Let’s light the torches in the middle of the night
Somewhere along the way we’ve gotten way too soft
We don’t need a jury when we’ve seen what he’s done
Just build the gallows and wait for the sun
Get the vigilantes loaded up with justice for all
If this country still had balls
If this country still had balls

Bryan Lewis

Bryan Lewis is a singer/songwriter/performer from a small town in the state of Ohio, USA. He writes a lot of funny, novelty songs, but he’s a really good songwriter.

He doesn’t have much of a presence online, so I couldn’t find out a lot about him. No Wikipedia article, website hasn’t been updated since 2016 (yikes!), and there’s not a lot on his Youtube Channel.

He seems to be somewhat active on his Facebook page. There’s some recent posts there. And you may be able to find him on other social media outlets.

Regardless of all that, This song definitely fits in this posts’s line up. He released it in 2016, and it’s received over 16 million views on Youtube. Plus it’s on other channels, and there are different versions of it, so it’s probably quite a bit more than that.

Lewis uses the metaphor of his dog to describe a bunch of behaviors that we see from people a lot these days. And it seems they all support one particular political party. Consequently, he thinks his dog might be Democrat.

Bryan Lewis – I Think My Dog’s A Democrat

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I Think My Dog’s A Democrat

Well, I think my dog’s a democrat
And it breaks my heart
To have to say
An ugly thing like that
But there’s a big old pile of evidence
That all points toward the facts
My dog might be a democrat

I pay for all his health care
And I buy everything he eats
I provide him with a place to live
Just to keep him off the streets
But he just acts like he’s entitled
Even tried to unionize the cat
Yeah, I think my dog’s a democrat

He chewed up the Constitution
That I keep on display
And every time Benghazi’s on TV
He looks the other way
(“What difference, at this point, does it make”)
I know he’s a liberal
Even if he won’t admit it
He pooped on my living room rug
And tried to tell me George Bush did it

He ain’t got no papers
And what really gets my goat
Is if he could find to write it down
Well, I know they’d let him vote
Sure we’ve had some good times
He’s been fun to have around
But if he ever barks
About my right to bear arms
I’m gonna have to have him put down

(Who’s a good boy?)
(Who’s a good boy?)

I pay for all his health care
And I buy everything he eats
I provide him with a place to live
Just to keep him off the streets
You’d have to be a Socialist
To ever act like that
So my dog must be a democrat

His behavior has been hidden
His mom might be Mrs. Clinton
Yeah, I thing my dog’s a
Spread-the-wealth
Government-health
Flea-bitten democrat

Creed Fisher

Creed Fisher is from Texas and is proud to be a redneck. God Bless Him for it.

Fisher has been around for awhile, and has 11 albums under his belt. His debut album came out in 2012, and he has established a reputation of writing songs for the common man, a strong work ethic, gun rights, love of his country. Pretty much anything that is politically incorrect.

Because of his lyrical content, Creed is considered one of the new “Outlaw Country” artists. I don’t know if that’s even a thing or if there are any others, but that seems to be a moniker that has been hung on him.

I’m not sure if I totally agree with the lyrical hook of this song, I’m a little more on the freedom of expression side. But, something tells me that Fisher probably really is to. You see, the key is, we take this stuff seriously, but not literally.

I might not like someone burning the American flag. And it may make me feel like I want to kick sombody’s ass. But we don’t get wrapped up in our irrational feelings, our emotions. We have self control. I like the song. That doesn’t mean I’m going to go pound the crap out of somebody.

This is the newest song on the list, it was just released in December, 2022. But Creed Fisher has put his thoughts down on paper, set it to music and let everybody know: “If You Have A Right To Burn My Flag…” (I’m sure you can figure out what the second part of that line is.)

Creed Fisher – If You Have A Right To Burn My Flag

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If You Have A Right To Burn My Flag
(Then I Have A Right To Kick Your Ass)

Land of the free, home of the brave
Have you ever asked yourself how’d it get that way?
Times are a changin’, El Presidente has lost his mind
Everything’s upside down and that just ain’t right
You don’t like our country
You don’t like the flag
I bet you think that we give a damn about that
There’s a million pissed off rednecks just like me
And we’re all sick aned tired of this bull shit on TV
I guess you didn’t know that you don’t mess with General Lee
If you have the right to burn my flag
Than I have the right to kick your ass
You don’t like our traditions, you say we’ve done you wrong
Why don’t you pack up your bags and take your ass back home
‘Cause this is my home and son, I’m mad as hell
I think whopin’ your ass is worth a couple nights in jail
There’s a million pissed off rednecks just like me
And we’re all sick and tired of this bull shit called PC
I guess you didn’t know but you don’t mess with General Lee
If you have the right to burn my flag
Than I have the right to kick your ass
If you have the right to burn my flag
Than I have the right to kick your ass
There’s a million pissed off rednecks just like me
And we’re all sick and tired of this bull shit on TV
I guess you didn’t know but you don’t mess with General Lee
If you have the right to burn my flag
Than I have the right to kick your ass
If you have the right to burn my flag
Than I have the right to kick your ass

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Of course Skynyrd had to make the list. Remember what site you’re on? But they have some worhty contenders to be included here.

Lynyrd Skynyrd released their “God & Guns” album in 2009. It was the band’s thirteenth studio album. That means by this time, the post-crash band had released more studio albums than the original band.

I remember when it came out that it stirred somewhat of a controversy by so openly the subjects of… well, God and guns. Subjects that even back then were not well liked by the mainstream press, or established radio and other media.

It fits here as well as the others because let’s face it, this is a country song. Not a particularly well-written one, but is is in the modern country genre. A lot of songs by Ronnie Van Zant and the original band were on the country side as well. Made In The Shade, Four Walls Of Raiford, Ballad Of Curtis Loew, and others.

And some had the subject of guns as well. Saturday Night Special, and Gimme Back My Bullets, ostensibly about wanting another hit on the Billboard charts, “with a bullet.”

I think releasing a song these days about God & Guns would probably stir up even more trouble than it did a few years ago.

Lynyrd Skynyrd – God & Guns

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If You Have A Right To Burn My Flag
(Then I Have A Right To Kick Your Ass)

Land of the free, home of the brave
Have you ever asked yourself how’d it get that way?
Times are a changin’, El Presidente has lost his mind
Everything’s upside down and that just ain’t right
You don’t like our country
You don’t like the flag
I bet you think that we give a damn about that
There’s a million pissed off rednecks just like me
And we’re all sick aned tired of this bull shit on TV
I guess you didn’t know that you don’t mess with General Lee
If you have the right to burn my flag
Than I have the right to kick your ass
You don’t like our traditions, you say we’ve done you wrong
Why don’t you pack up your bags and take your ass back home
‘Cause this is my home and son, I’m mad as hell
I think whopin’ your ass is worth a couple nights in jail
There’s a million pissed off rednecks just like me
And we’re all sick and tired of this bull shit called PC
I guess you didn’t know but you don’t mess with General Lee
If you have the right to burn my flag
Than I have the right to kick your ass
If you have the right to burn my flag
Than I have the right to kick your ass
There’s a million pissed off rednecks just like me
And we’re all sick and tired of this bull shit on TV
I guess you didn’t know but you don’t mess with General Lee
If you have the right to burn my flag
Than I have the right to kick your ass
If you have the right to burn my flag
Than I have the right to kick your ass

Patriotic Country Songs

Country music, more than any other genre, has a long tradition of love of country, family, and traditional values. And there many more songs like this. I call them protest songs. We’re familiar with the protest songs of the 60’s, folk music was big on those. Then we had the war protest songs through the years, depending on what the current war was.

But these artists, and a lot of us these days, are protesting people wanting to take our freedoms from us, along with our traditional family values. We can see in several different parts of our culture and society that many people are becoming fed up with it.

This is not by any means a difinitive list of these type of songs. If you have a favorite, or one that you think should be on the list, leave a comment below. Or hit me up on any of my social site. Hope you enjoyed my 5 Songs Worse Than Try That In A Small Town.

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